ASLI YOUTUBE VS TIKTOK LYRICS

Mere pyaare youtubers

Jaise pepsi aur coke

Ek hi zeher pilaane wali

Do alag american companiyaan hai

Waise hi tiktok ke saath saath

Vmate, vigo aur like apps bhi

Ek hi cancer failaane wali

Char alag chinese companiyaan hai

To jab aap log tiktok ko

China ka virus bulaakar kuch lakh rupyon ke liye

Ussi ke duplicate copies ki chhamiyaan ban jaate ho

Aur wohi same virus ek naye bhes mein

India ko itne confidence se bechte ho

To kese karu main gussa control?

Sorry for this!

Gol gol gol gol

Youtube vs tiktok ke chakkar mein

Jaane kitnon ki karni hogi pol khol

With my khatte meethe bol

Let’s roll

100 million ka funding laaya alibabaa

Ghusaake paisa vmate mein kiya usne dawa

Tiktok ka judwa bro india mein failaana

Promotion mein youtuberon ko hi uthana

Tol mol

Kyuki youth hai pyaar mein inke andha

Unhi ke dum pe chalayenge farzi dhanda

Bas phas jayein gali ka har banda

Jhol jhol

Tiktok nahin to vmate sahi

Vmate nahin to vigo sahi

Vigo nahin to like sahi

Like nahin to tiktok sahi

Gol gol

Kisi ko yeh jamega kisi ko wo jachega

Aaj 30 crore tiktoker

Kal ko chaaron apps milaakar

130 crore ka desh mujra karta ghoomega

China masti mein jhoomega

Ke neighbor ka yuva power humko takkar

Dena chhodke phone pe filter badlega

Lol lol

You khow kuch gine chune mahapurush hai jo

Tiktok ko bhi positively use kar rahe hai

Main bhi gaya tha sochke ki thoda kachra saaf karunga

Par goo ka himalaya dekhke phatke haath mein aa gayi

Waise do saal pehle india mein kaun log

Launch kiye the isko musically ke naam se

Youtubers..

Corona ka time hai sab hai velle baithe

Yehh time hai in apps ka tumko faasneka

Ex porn star se chatting karwayenge

Tumhe fasna ni chahiye chahe

Kitna rokda prize mein phenke

Gali ke kutte nahi ho itne chuhiye nahi ho

Aatmanirbhar karna hai bharat to phir wahan mat jaaiyo

Tiktok ka toh sochta hoga ceo app design

Hi velle logon ke liye ki hai

Yo so apps hi ho chuhiya to fir hoga hi chuhiyapa

Saalon tiktokers ko chhodo seedha apps ko maaro laafa

Desh ke youth ke nahin hone dena agar ek bhi baal ko baaka

Toh phir youtubers mat bolo sirf tiktok app ki maa ka

Bolo vigo app ki bhi maa ka

Bolo like app ki bhi maa ka

Bolo vmate app ki bhi maa ka

Kaan mein dum hai toh inko bhi kar

Troll troll

Dushman nahin bhai banke bol raha hu

Dabaake paise aur followers kamaao

Bas bina apni aatma ko beche karke dikhao